Taken seconds before the incident. The penguin denies everything.
Meet the Cast
Every great story has heroes. This one has these four.
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Karen
Chief Eyebrow Officer
Can convey an entire argument with a single squint. Currently winning it.
👨🏻🦲
Matt
Director of Disapproval
Wears a smartwatch that has never once recorded a calm heart rate at dinner.
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The Waiter
Penguin, Front of House
Impeccable service. Questionable menu. Tips appreciated in fish.
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The Bar Fight
Scheduled: Any Minute Now
Nobody knows who started it. The penguin has money on Karen.